How I’m slowly becoming a Chris Colfer sensation.

forget-andnotslowdown:

At his book singing in Union square today, I was skeptical when they started to play Glee music. It’s for his book signing not his acting career right?

I started to hum along.
then sing.
then dance.
then really DANCE.

Eventually it leads to me entertaining the crowd by acting like an ass in my bright green sweatshirt.

As i stand up to get my book signed by my IDOL, the hundreds of people in the seats behind me started to cheer. like omg right?

then I get up on the stage with chris looking at me and the crowd cheers again.

this is what chris says to me: “i hear you’re a stripper.”
 I reply with a resounding NO!!
then the british lady behind me blew up my spot and shouted yes..

Chris Colfer then proceeded to take out a ten dollar bill and wave it in front of me. the crowd cheers and i’m dying from embarrassment and then I start to dance like a stripper basically.

Then he signs my book, i give him my letter and go on with my day..

several tumblr trends and twitter mentions later the Green Sweatshirt Kid is in dire need of this all to be true by waiting for pictures and videos.