The New Rachel
- Tina, Unique, Blaine, Brittany: Artie! Pick one of us to be leader of New Directions!
- Artie: But guys! You're all queer, POC, or both! Even though two of you have already been leads in successful show choirs and two of you have been in New Directions for years now, it would never work!
- *Marley walks in*
- Artie: Much better!