My favorite number of the alphabet is purple: Fuck! That’s a Lot of Smut!

My favorite number of the alphabet is purple

Fuck! That’s a Lot of Smut!

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Latest Additions

★ You’re All the Perfect I Need by ANON on the kink meme
- Blaine has height insecurities and he and Kurt work them out in the best way possible. I was actually really surprised by how much I liked this one, but the dynamic of false bravado overlaying internalized insecurities really appealed to me. Plus it was hot.

Kurt/Blaine: Kink Meme Fill by ANON on the kink meme
- Blaine gets jealous after seeing another guy flirt with Kurt at Regionals, so he takes him out to the Warbler bus for a hot little quickie.

Kurt/Blaine: Kink Meme Fill by ANON on the kink meme
- Blaine gets jealous of another guy hitting on Kurt in a gay club, so he takes him out back for a bit of fucking against the wall.

The Center of the Universe by abluegirl
- Hot, hot rimming with a cute dose of humor a the end.

No Way by alura-embrey
- Here, have some possesive Kurt to offset the plethora of posessive Blaine on this list. Kurt doesn’t want Blaine going to this party, so he gives him an alternative.

One Hot Day by dawniky
- Sex in the shower sounds like the perfect way to cool down during a heat wave to me.

★ T-minus 38 minutes (where T=127 hours and 53 minutes) by Aubrey Li
- Kurt and Blaine can’t really stand the thought of being apart for a week, so they’re trying to fuck a reminder into each other.

★ Come Undone by doona-rose
- I think Donna is my new favorite after this, (and I say this knowing she doesn’t do Tumblr and will probably never see it, but really I’m still not over that one with the strawberries.) This fic is hot and sweet and all kinds of pervy. Kurt fingers Blaine for the first time, and Blaine comes a little undone because of it.

Firsts That Count by flyblckbirdfly (miss-birdie)
- Pants are stupid, that this whole verse is pretty fantastic. I’m still working my way through it, but this is some adorably awkward first time sexytimes.

Touchdown by flyblckbirdfly
- Sequel to Fantasy. Cheerio!Kurt has his way with Quarterback!Blaine

Prompt Fill: Licking by flyblckbirdfly
- Kurt’s using baking to stave off sexual frustration, but Blaine has a muchbetter solution. Bascially blowjobs + kitchen sex = A+ combination.

Prompt Fill: Kurt and Blaine have a One Hour Layover by flyblckbirdfly
- Blaine has an excellent suggestion of how to spend their layover at a mostly empty airport. Also, bathroom sex is hot as hell.

When Push Comes To Shove by gleekilicious
- If only every concert intermission could involve blowjobs in the choir room.

Running on Sunshine by idoltina
- A Warblers/ND pool party leads to first times, handjobs and lots and lots of absolute sweetness.

A Birthday Performance by klemonademouth
- Kurt gives Blaine a present for his birthday. Hint: It’s worth an M rating.

No More Parkour by gsmaxfic
- So very hot and heartbreaking, simultaneously. Kurt and Blaine have been having sex, but they do it missionary for the first time and then wonder why they never tried it before.

★ Kurt/Blaine: Kink Meme Fill by ohquixotica
- I swear this fic may have just broken my brain. Lots of hot, messy sex followed by a nap followed by more hot, messy sex. Make sure to scroll all the way to the bottom so you don’t miss out on Part 2.

Operation: Get Kurt Hummel Into Bed by pavementchaser
- Sweet and hilarious sequel to Denial: It’s a River in Egypt, told from Blaine’s perspective this time.

Kurt/Blaine: Kink Meme Fill by rietro
- Blaine’s wants to show everyone that Kurt is his, despite their separation todifferent schools.

Tumblr Drabble by sleepinnude
- Kurt fucking Blaine into his childhood bed. So very, very hot and delicious, I only wish there was more of it.

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My Favorites:

Untitled Blaine/Kurt, future!AU, D/s by ANON on the kink meme
This is an excellent example of something that is not everyone’s cup of tea, but a story I really adore, (even if it also makes me horribly uncomfortable at times). It’s one of the handful of smut fics I can think if that is extremely thought provoking and can really just sit in your brain for ages. Even if D/s isn’t your kink, I think it’s very worth a read. It is both well-written and sensitively written. Plus the author added a new chapter this week for the first time in months.

(You can probably take the fact that I wrote a paragraph for this fic and a sentance for all the rest as another indication of how highly I recommend it.)

Thin Blunt Edging by ANON on the kink meme
Kurt + Blaine + Sex Toys + a whole lot of kinky = 5 alarm panty fire

One Million Invisible Lines by cimmerians/Aristide
- Just read it. I’m serious. Just read it. In fact, read this one first. You won’t regret it.

5 Times Blaine was Kurt’s First & 1 Time … by denofiniquity
- … They Were Each Others- This was one of the first Klaine smut I read, and it was my favorite for ages and ages. I still completely adore it. Pretty much AU now, but completely worth the read.

Sensitive by rusting_roses
I think this was actually one of the very first pieces of Klaine smut I read, and it’s still really amazing. It was written directly after BICO, so it’s diverged from canon quite a bit, but read it as an AU and enjoy it for all the wonderfully awkward smuttiness.

Express Yourself by quackadacka
Blaine’s way of showing affection is slightly hypocritical.

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Smuff and/or Domestic!Klaine

Under a Tin Roof by beautifulwhatsyourhurry
- Sex during a summer rainstorm on a vacation to the South in a tiny little tin-roofed shack.

30 Minutes or Less by coiffedandcurly
- Kurt and Blaine devise the best game ever to pass the time as they wait for their pizza to arrive.

Hot Fun in the Summertime by doona-rose
- Fantastic future fic in which Blaine finds a novel way to distract Kurt from the heat in the middle of a power outage. Their bed linens will never be the same. Make sure to read the Epilogue by sillygkeekt that’s listed below.

Beautiful Night by pavementchaser
- Kurt and Blaine’s first night of their honeymoon.

Eleven In The Morning On The First Day Of My Life by rainjoyswriting
- Sweet and fluffy first time fic.

Grows Fonder by Regala Electra
- Super awesome post- BTW fic that has both hot, hot hands and how Kurt and Blaine deal with no longer being able to live in each others pockets like they did at Dalton.

Fleet Week Follies by Regala Electra
- Wonderfully fluffy and smutty (smuffy?) future fic about Blaine and Kurt’s first summer in NYC.

Before We Get Too Old by shia-labeouf
- Future Klaine in all their hot domestic glory. Blaine has a bad day at work. Kurt knows just how to make it better.

Epilogue: Undocumented Masterpiece by sillygleekt
- Epilogue to “Hot Fun In The Summertime”

Green Apple Sunsets by silver-etoile
- Future fic with first time flashbacks. The panties throw me for a loop, but everything else is absolute perfection.

Singing Skies by sleepinnude
- Beautifully poetic fic about sex during a thunderstorm.

This Is How It Must Feel by threepwillow
- Kurt and Blaine christen their new apartment.

Stepping Stones: One, Two, Three by whenidance
- Sweet and lovely summertime fic as Kurt and Blaine take small stps in their sexual relationship.

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Alternate Universe

Denial: It’s a River in Egypt by pavementchaser
- College AU in which Kurt’s main hobby is banging straight boys, and he sets his sights on one Blaine Anderson.

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Toppy and/or Jealous!Blaine:

Kurt/Blaine: Kink Meme Fill by ANON
- An especially dirty kink meme fill in which Kurt and Blaine are roommates at college. Also, Blaine is a big fan of Kurt’s ass.

Breaking Point: Epilogue by ajanders/silverdragon87
- This is a future set epilogue to a much longer fic that I didn’t actually finish reading, because it involves Kurt/other people and I’m just not a fan of other people in my Klaine smut. This epilogue works on its own, though.

This Ever-Spinning Playground by devonwood
- Kurt has a straight-jacket. Blaine is a fan.

Hold Me Down by fabfemmefics
- Kurt’s surprises himself.

Taking Inventory by lonnieleeann
- This hit my hickeys/marking kink so very, very hard I thought I might die.

Reflections by Miss Begonia
- This brought out a mirror kink in me that I didn’t even know I had.

I Want The World To See You’ll Be With Me by quackadacka
- Blaine gets a little jealous.

Pull Me Into Your Arms by quackadacka
- Kurt just wants the Warblers to loosen up a bit.

I’m Addicted to You by shootingmylove
- Blaine bends Kurt over for a quickie in a classroom.

Napoleon Complex by swift-tales
- This one is admittedly not my favorite. Kurt and Blaine go at it in the middle of a Warblers meeting. Don’t get me wrong, it’s well written and such, but exhibitionism just makes me kind of uncomfortable.

Filthy Baby by swift-tales
- Dirty, dirty blowjob fic.

Waiting Forever by swift-tales
- Kurt gets tired of waiting for Blaine to make a move, so he surprises Blaine wearing nothing but a pair of knee-high Doc Martens.

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Toppy and/or Jealous!Kurt

HKHGM Coda: Part 1 and Part 2 by Aubrey Li
- I’m tempted to think you live under a rock if you haven’t read this yet.

Black Silk Ties by devonwood
- Kurt is rather fond of the way Blaine looks tied to his headboard.

And We’ll Never Miss a Party by fleurdelisee
- While boozing it up at a New Directions party Santana dares Kurt to go down on Blaine. This is a good story, but exhibitionism is so not one of my kinks.

Strange What Desire by pyroclastic
- Kurt and Blaine get a hotel room. Sex, bondage, and edging ensue. (As they are wont to do.) Excellent author and the fic is hot, although toppy!Kurt doesn’t really do much for me.

Catalyst by rrowr
- First time fic that is hot and very well done, although admittedly not my favorite. Once again, toppy!Kurt just doesn’t do much for me. (Not to be confused with top!Kurt, which I actually quite like. And yes, there is a difference.) ~~Plus I really just don’t like the word “slut.”~~

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Dirty Talk

Kurt/Blaine: Kink Meme Fill by ANON on the kink meme
- Insomnia leads to chair sex and dirty talk.

Kurt/Blaine: Under the Covers by ANON on the kink meme
- Mid-movie cuddling under a blanket leads to something a bit more heated.

What You Want (Baby I Got It) by Klemonademouth
- Kurt learns the benefits of good communication skills.

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Masturabation/ Sex Toys:

Thin Blunt Edging by ANON on the kink meme
Kurt + Blaine + Sex Toys + a whole lot of kinky = 5 alarm panty fire

A Born Performer by Caroline-Shea
- Kurt watches Blaine perform, and remembers another performance he gave.

While I’m Gone by fabrisse
- Blaine’s going to Vienna for the summer and wants something to remember Kurt by.

While I’m Gone, part II by fabrisse
- Sequel to the above. (Although you should have gotten that from the title alone.)

You Can Keep Your Toys in the Drawer Tonight by fabfemmeboy
- Part one of a three part trilogy detailing Kurt and Blaine masturabating.

All These Intrusions Just Take Us Too Long by fabfemmeboy
- Part two of the sex toys trilogy.

Pumping, Asking for a Raise by fabfemmeboy
- Part three of the sex toys trilogy.

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Grinding/Frotting

Acoustics by beautifulwhatsyourhurry
- Mid-benefit piano bench grinding during A Night of Neglect.

Hips by beautifulwhatsyourhurry
- Blaine watches the BTW performance. Sound booth sex ensues.

Date #7 by cimmerians
- Things get a bit handsy after a date, but no one really complains.

Kurt/Blaine: Kink Meme Fill by flyblckbirdfly
- An innocent sleepover becomes a little less innocent when Kurt’s dreams take a turn for the wet.

Tell Me So by Halona
- Short and sweet post-Rumours fic.

What is Necessary by Halona
- Blaine’s not quite ready for his nap to end.

Rachel Berry’s Monthly Movie Musical Night by KeriLin
- Watching Rent has never been so enjoyable.

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Handjobs

So Fast by doona-rose
- Blaine makes Kurt come for the first time.

The Pamphlet Method by glitterandpaws
- Blaine discovers Kurt’s pamphlets. Handjobs ensue. (As they are wont to do.)

The Hurting is so Painless by Halona
- Kurt has an itch in his palm he needs some help to scratch.

See My Future In You by miss-begonia
- Post-prom handjobs and feelings.

In Which Kurt Surprises Himself… by reremouse
- Kurt is nervous. Blaine is patient. SUVs are good for sex.

Tiny Ball of Light by threepwillow
- More post-prom handjobs and feelings

Alright by whenidance
- Blaine helps Kurt say goodbye during his last week at Dalton

Rapture a Mile High by wordplay
- The phrase “Mile High Club” comes to mind.

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Blowjobs:

Are You Kidding? by deathbyboner
- Blaine’s first time on the receiving end of a blowjob.

Cocksure by Regala Electra
- Blaine gives his first blowjob. Turns out he likes it. A lot.

Summer Heat by NaomiRaven
- Blow jobs help past the time when the AC is out during the summer.

Get Your Engines Ready by rockinhamburger
- Short but sweet little blow jobs fic.

Twirl by samsamtastic
- Kurt’s prom attire leads to some pre-prom shenanigans.

For The Home Team by silverdragon87/ajanders
- Blaine finds a novel way to get Kurt interested in football games.

Tumblr Drabble: Mouth Fucking by sleepinnude
- I believe someone said “People should write more fics where Blaine/Kurt fucks the other’s mouth,” and this hot piece of work was the result.

Crisis is a Rite of Passage by whenidance
- Waterbeds make blowjobs more complicated, but that doesn’t mean they’re any less enjoyable.

Take Comfort in Chaos by whenidance
- Sweet and summery sequel to Crisis is a Rite of passage

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Phone Sex/ Texting

Kurt/Blaine- Begging/Sexting by ANON on the kink meme
- Kurt and Blaine like to keep in touch, even at different schools

Tumblr Drabble: Phone Sex by ajanders/silverdragon87
- Blaine thinks Bluetooth is amazing.

Vienna Waits for You by fabrisse
- Sequel to While I’m Gone. Blaine and Kurt have a Skype adventure.

Hello, Hello, Baby by littlemissgg
- Kurt and Blaine try phone sex

Breathing It by threepwillow
- In which phone sex is the reason Kurt is awake for Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

Tumblr Drabble: Sexting by threepwillow
- Pretty much exactly what it says on the tin.

Hypothetically Speaking by threepwillow
- A mis-sent text leads to phone sex. (As they are wont to do.)

Nothings by threepwillow
- Blaine distracts Kurt with some super-hot texts.

Telephone by YaoiIsLove
- Tyra Banks leads to phone sex.

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Fingering and/or Rimming:

Glory by Chazzam
- Kurt and Blaine end a nap with butt play. (As they are wont to do.)

Flower by Chazzam
- Same story as above, but from Blaine’s POV

Kurt/Blaine PWP by Cimmerians
- Kurt likes getting fingered. And sex. And naps.

At the Tips of Your Fingers by wordplay
- Kurt and Blaine’s first go at fingering.

Kiss to Make It Better by wordplay
- Amusingly awkward sexual mishaps lead to rimming. (As they are often wont to do.)

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Combination of the Above

A Winning Game by cimmerians
- Kurt spends some time figuring out just what he likes

The Calendar Boy by beautifulwhatsyourhurry
- Blaine poses for a calendar. Kurt’s rather fond of the results.

Gentlemen Don’t by denofiniquity
-Blaine decides that there are more imporant things than being a gentleman, especially if it gets you laid.

In Which There is a Tragic Lack of Reconciliation Sex by reremouse
- Sequel to In Which Kurt Surprises Himself But Blaine Is Reassuringly Constant. New Directions is a bunch of cock-blockers, and SUVs are good for sex.

Just One Touch by rietro
- Kurt’s kind of hypersensitive and Blaine uses it to his full advantage.

Adaptability by shia_labeouf
- Kurt and Blaine decide to try new things and switch up their routine a bit while enjoying pretty much everything except anal sex.

All Eyes On Me by skintightsocks
- It’s STS and it’s smutty. I think that’s enough to get you to read it.

Fit Right Into Me by skintightsocks
- STS does first time sex and bare backing, and I somehow managed to miss this one before now.

Love in All This Mess by skintightsocks
- Companion piece to the above. Again, how did I miss this before now?

Maybe He’s Born With It by skintightsocks
- You never knew you had a makeup kink until you read this fic.

Perfect in My Mind by skintightsocks
- I haven’t even read this yet, but that doesn’t actually matter, because it’s STS.

Turn My Camera On by skintightsocks
- Classic STS Skype smut.

Vampires Will Never Hurt You by skintightsocks
- It’s skintightsocks. Enough said

Never by threepwillow
- Sequel to the Nothings. What all those super hot sexts led up to.

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Would You Like Some Plot with That?

★ The Way We Fit Together by ca-te
Just. Gah: “It’s weird how entering Kurt feels a bit like coming back to a place that he has known and missed all along.”

- The Space Between Me and You by ca-te
Sequel to “The Way We Fit Together.” The best part of fighting is the make-up sex.

- The Sounds of Silence by coiffedandcurly
Wall sex. Makeup sex. Hot as fuck.

★ Tell Me How You Kiss by elva_barr
I would give you a summary, but reading this fic just melted my brain. I’m not even joking.

- Words by elva_barr
Blaine awkwardly fumbling for a way to express what he wants from Kurt and then really fucking hot porn.

- This Never Happened by flyblackbirdfly
Blaine has to apologize for leaving Kurt in an extrememly awkward situation. Also, an example of why handcuffs are not for beginners.

- Uncharted Territory by flyblackbirdfly
Kurt went a little overboard with his trimming razor, but Blaine sees no reason to complain.

★ Mussed by silver-etoile
Four different intimate moments between Kurt and Blaine at different points in their relationship.

- Anticipation and Bad Behaving by skintightsocks
Blaine wants to make everything perfect and act the gentleman. Kurt just wants to get to second base.

Kurt/Blaine: Sick/Sleepy Sex by ANON on the kink meme
- Kurt feels sick. Blaine has an idea to distract him from that.

Untitled Kurt-Riding-Blaine Ficlet by Aubrey Li
- Sorry about the puddle of brain goo that this fic will induce, but it’s totally worth it.

A Different Kind of Study Break by beautifulwhatsyourhurry
- Blaine is bored and looking for a method of procrastination.

★ The Dirtiest Clean by bitsi
- This one isn’t all that smutty, but it is absolutely hilarious. A failed attempt at sexting.

Cherry Slushie by curlybeach
- The boys get a bit dirty as they attempt to get Blaine clean.

A Proper Gentleman by denofiniquity
- Sometimes there a great benefits to not being a gentleman.

Fantasy by flyblckbirdfly

- Everyone loves Cheerio!Kurt. Especially Blaine.

Pull Me Closer by glitterandpaws
- Post-Prom sexytimes.

Likes Blaine by littlemrstomfic
- Post-BTW fic in which Blaine thinks Kurt’s “Likes Boys” shirt is hot.

Three AM by littlemrstomfic
- Blaine finds a convincing way to get Kurt to stop studying and go to bed.

★ Hush by Naomi Raven
- This is sweet and hot and absolutely perfect, and I won’t say anything more than that because you should read it yourself.

Adonis by ScissorMirror
- No actual sexytimes in this one. :-( Premise is that Blaine is the nude model for Kurt’s drawing class. Cute fic, but I totally wish there’d been some sex at the end.

Prompted Drabble #2 by sleepinnude

- Cute little almost-porny drabble about popsicles and the effect they have on Blaine’s pants.

Behind Closed Doors by sponging
- Fic about kilt!sex from before Prom Queen made it cool.

I’ll be Swinging in a Hammock by subitodolcediva
- Cavity-inducing summer hammock sex.

Almost Like Something Destructive by threepwillow
- Short but hot make-out porn.

The Magic Words by threepwillow
- Harry Potter pickup lines and bathroom sex

Practice by ANON on the kink meme
- Blaine’s could give Finn a run for his money in terms of mailman requirements.