#and kurt’s all like #shit #there goes my pirate sex fantasy #and blaine is just high as a kite

I think Kurt decided he had to sit so far away from Blaine because Blaine was all looped out on pain pills, which made him even more cuddly and snuggly and handsy and gropey than normal, and Kurt knew that would lead to certain activities which he didn’t want Finn and Rachel to walk in on.

But as soon as they left, all bets were off…