Rachel bolts from the bed shouting about, “I’m sorry, but we’re halfway through this episode and I haven’t made it about me yet, so here goes: Finn proposed!” Mercedes just reaches up and smacks her in the face and Kurt thinks he should go home and do the same to Finn. Rachel is like, “Kurt, calm down. What would you do if Blaine proposed?” And he’s like, “I’d clean up the exploding head of Klaine fandom and then say yes, of course.
- After Elton 3x12 Recap (X)
Will decides Elvis’ death wasn’t traumatic enough the first time, so he goes ahead and kills him again with the most horrific rendition of “A Little Less Conversation” you have ever heard in your life. Just when you think it can’t get worse unless a meteor falls from the sky and engulfs your living room in flames, Mike and Brittany gallop onto stage dressed like bulls, and run around snorting and pawing at the ground and it is the worst goddamn thing this show has ever done. Including Terri’s fake pregnancy. I’ll take a hundred more imaginary baby storylines if Schue will exit the stage right now and set himself on fire.
AfterElton recap of 3.12, “The Spanish Teacher.” (x)
Previously on Glee, Ryan Murphy hammered the gavel he keeps on his nightstand and declared, “Season three will be a season of stories, not stunt-casting!” But lo, The Boy Who Lived concluded his run on Broadway and a StarKid was summoned in his stead. A conundrum: According to The Code, at least seven AfterElton.com Hot 100 contenders must appear in every given episode of Glee. With Darren Criss succeeding in business, how could the quota be filled? An answer: Ricky Martin.
AfterElton 3x12 Recap (x)
The trio [of Kurt, Rachel, and Mercedes] is watching Twilight and discussing true love, but when Kurt calls them out for being weird and serious, Rachel decides to tell them about her secret engagement. They react as any pair of hyper-ambitious teens would, with doubt and disbelief. When Kurt even threatens to go home and talk to Finn about all this, Rachel calls him out on what he would do if Blaine proposed to him. Kurt’s non answer as he settles back into the bed is answer enough.
Billboard recap of 3.12, “The Spanish Teacher.” (x)