Sometimes I scroll through the RPS tags for fun.
Monchele, Achele have been particularly interesting of late, but I think Heya is winning today.
JUST FOR THE RECORD
THE WEATHER TODAY IS SLIGHTLY SARCASTIC WITH A GOOD CHANCE OF A) INDIFFERENCE AND B) DISINTEREST IN WHAT THE CRITICS SAY.
WELL WE’RE JUST A WET DREAM FOR THE WEBZINE! MAKE US HIP, MAKE US HIP, MAKE US SCENE.
I could have a life again.
I could make friends with real people.
I could get drunk and go to parties and smoke pot.
I could not spend my free time blogging.
And not obsessively internet stalk a celebrity.
Darren does something
like dress as Babar
or perform on Broadway
or paint his nails and wear purple
and i realize
I don’t wanna.
So here, have some GPOY spamming instead.
I figure I should make use of wearing makeup while I actually am.